No one says just being a mother. And yet, until you get into this skin, you will not feel all the “charms” of parenthood. In addition to all the joys of raising a tiny man, motherhood invariably accompanies a huge amount of stress - from trying to make a child sleep and eat, and ending with tantrums in kindergarten.
Of course, when a woman prepares to become a mother, all the difficulties are the last thing she thinks about. And often worries fall upon completely unprepared for this mother. Today we have compiled a collection of jokes in which each of them recognizes himself - We hope that she will help to laugh at herself and at least slightly ease the heavy parental burden!
Material Content:
- 1 Children heard the rustling of sweets.
- 2 If you just ask your child to smile for a photo ...
- 3 Motherhood is to be a servant holding sweets for a child. No matter how cool you look
- 4 Your reaction, when you see how he stumbles for the hundredth time on the same toy, but does not pick it up
- 5 When you ask a child to just hold your hand and walk close by
- 6 Question:
- 7 - How is it, working at home with a child?
- 8 Answer:
- 9 “Just try and ask me WHAT I DO DO THE WHOLE DAY”
- 10 When the patient is like a dog, but children still need to be fed breakfast
- 11 “Katya, let’s call you back ... in 11 years”
- 12 When I finally left home without children
- 13 How does mother feel after she managed to calmly take a shower
- 14 When a child takes up all the space in bed, although it would be enough for two
- 15 How close am I to acute psychosis for 99.99% of the time with a baby
- 16 “Do you have twins?” - “No, I just found another child in the parking lot at the hospital, and I thought - why not?”
- 17 If you need to take photos of children so that they do not see ...
- 18 When a child threatens not to talk with you until the evening
- 19 Child: “Mom, why did my dinosaur break down and the machine no longer beeps?”
- 20 I AM:
- 21 When the baby falls asleep and you try to put him in the crib
Children heard the rustling of sweets.
If you just ask your child to smile for a photo ...
Motherhood is to be a servant holding sweets for a child. No matter how cool you look
Your reaction, when you see how he stumbles for the hundredth time on the same toy, but does not pick it up
When you ask a child to just hold your hand and walk close by
Question:
- How is it, working at home with a child?
Answer:
“Just try and ask me WHAT I DO DO THE WHOLE DAY”
When the patient is like a dog, but children still need to be fed breakfast
“Katya, let’s call you back ... in 11 years”
When I finally left home without children
How does mother feel after she managed to calmly take a shower
When a child takes up all the space in bed, although it would be enough for two
How close am I to acute psychosis for 99.99% of the time with a baby
“Do you have twins?” - “No, I just found another child in the parking lot at the hospital, and I thought - why not?”
If you need to take photos of children so that they do not see ...
When a child threatens not to talk with you until the evening
Child: “Mom, why did my dinosaur break down and the machine no longer beeps?”
I AM:
When the baby falls asleep and you try to put him in the crib
